Welcome to our snarky version of hot potato: two thirty-something bffs with a bitter streak and a taste for controlled substances. Baked still lives down South and Smashed is up North.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Caption Contest!

A battle royale - hot potato style.


Smashed: (Girl A to Girl B) This is just a preview of what you'll look like at 40, you fat bitch!

Baked: Is this what Daddy means when he tells Mommy to blow him?

Smashed: I bet Marilyn just had swamp ass too...

Baked: (Girl B to Girl A) God, stop being such a slut! Your junk is showing.

Smashed:  Look alive!  Stranger with candy at my 3 o'clock!

Baked: (Girl B to Girl A): And you look like you belong on the Lucky Charms box with that stupid fucking hat on.


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