Testing...testing 123...*taps mic* Hi. I'm Baked. (everyone: "Hi, Baked.) So yeah, we're on the bandwagon. For me, being late to a trend is really nothing new. Hell, being late in general is nothing new for me. (Smashed is always on time- she thinks it's rude when I'm late.) But with the whole blogging idea, she is right next to me. Late. I think we both decided that this would be a fantastic idea after one *cough*four*cough* too many bottles of wine.
If you give a shit about reading other people's blogs and read this, enjoy our version of hot potato- better known as hot fucking potato.
PS- WTF is wrong with a Cosmo? (S- you know I still drink that shit!)
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Showing posts with label cosmo. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Anybody up for a Cosmo? Or perhaps some rollerblading?
Can I possibly be doing this? Starting a blog? Really?? I mean, seriously. It’s like I’m wearing Hammer Pants. Or sporting the Rachel cut. Or using an aol email address. Or being a vegetarian. This shit is so 2003. But, in my defense, I’m originally from the South and we’re traditionally a little slow to catch on (see, e.g., slavery). And I was reasonably tipsy when I first agreed to this (and, appropriately, agreed to be called "Smashed").
Sure, I know plenty of people with blogs. But I don’t fucking read them! I barely listen to you when you’re talking to my face, and you want me to read 2,000 words on “my kids say the darndest things”? “Oh,” you say. “But my blog is about politics and dialoguing on the issues that affect Americans everyday, surely that would interest you?” Uh, no. You are not Arianna Huffington, and I am not sober enough to follow your finger, much less your logic. What? Your blog is a dialogue about literature? Well, sure, I like to read! But the most literary thing I’ve read in years was historical fiction about the Tudors, and that only got my attention because they use the word “cuny” a lot. Pass.
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